Author: David Mastrine

Aesop Elemental Facial Barrier Cream might just be the most underrated skin care product I have ever slapped on my face. If Gandolf 🔮 were…

Don’t Be My Valentine The Starbucks Cherry Mocha 🍒☕️ might be one of the weirdest seasonal drinks this fast food coffee company has released. Created to ring…

The Snack No One Wanted Reese’s Popped Snack Mix is that new snack you never wanted but they gave you anyways. I saw these when…

A Tropical Lime Storm I have always been intrigued by Mountain Dew Baja Blast, from the first time I saw it with all of the…

Nacho Fries! But for How Long? Taco Bell 🌮🛎 has brought back their beloved Nacho Fries 🍟 and consumers could not be more thrilled about it….

Burnt Cinnamon Milk So the thing with about 90% of Starbucks hot drinks, in my opinion, is that they all taste like burnt milk. We…

Apple always seems to be the first to force us in to using a new port or adapter. I can still remember way back when…

I eat a lot of Clif bars. They are super convenient to shove in my mouth after I have just exerted a lot of energy…

I have been using this weird blue goop for a few months now and I feel like I can finally give it the review that…

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, launched by Frito Lay in 1992 (yes they are that old), are essentially regular cheetos with a very spicy bright red dust…